what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
yay, for five seconds we can ignore who is ‘leading’ us and be proud of fellow aussies
I’m moving to fucking australia
imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
do i have to listen to maroon 1 2 3 and 4 before listening to maroon 5?
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me